How to Wash a Poor Cat 
 

First see if he is in good mood.


 
 
 
 Go slowly towards the toilet.

Thoroughly clean it.
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Add the required amount

of washing powder and

have both lids lifted.
 
 
 
 


 
 

Obtain the cat and sing him a song

while you carry him towards

the bathroom.
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

In one smooth movement,

put the cat in the toilet

and close both lids

(you have to stand on

the lid so that he can't escape).
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

Flush the toilet three or four times,

Until you see bubbles from it.
 
 


 
 

Have someone open the door

to the outside and ensure

that there are no people

between the toilet and the

outside door.
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Jump behind the toilet as far

as you can, and let both lids lifted.
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
 
 
 
 
 
 

                          
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sincerely, The Pink Panther

 

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